The Schlicken Empire

Monday Morning Music Video – Jason Mraz – “I’m Yours”

“I’m Yours”

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you’re so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I’m trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I’ll be giving it my bestest
Nothing’s going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it’s again my turn to win some or learn some

I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I’m yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me
A la peaceful melodies
It’s your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love

So I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I’m sure
There’s no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I’m yours

I’ve been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what I’m saying is there ain’t no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It’s what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I’m sure
No need to complicate
Our time is short
It can not wait, I’m yours

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
A la one big family (2nd time: A la happy family)
It’s your God-forsaken right to be loved love love love

I won’t hesitate no more
Oh no more no more no more
It’s your God-forsaken right to be loved, I’m sure
There’s no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I’m yours

No I won’t hesitate no more, no more
This cannot wait I’m sure
There’s no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I’m yours, I’m yours

Monday Morning Music Video – Flight of the Conchords – “Ladies of the World”

“Ladies of the World”

J: Ooohhh….ooooh….
I just wanna, I just wanna
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes (J)
B: Just wanna do somethin’ special
J: Ah (J)
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible? (J)
B: And the gir-rls
Don’t forget them girls
J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin’ ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin’ ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin’ love to you it’s the least we can do…
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee…
B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We’re talkin’ about brunettes not fighter jets
J: Oooh Oooh it’s got to be Sweet 16’s not M-16’s
When will the governments realize it’s got to be funky sexy ladies?
B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with ‘a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J: I’ve been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank ‘a you ma’m
I don’t care if you’re ugly or you’re skanky or you’re small
I just wanna do a little something special for y’all…
B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl…

Monday Morning Music Video – David Cook “Always Be My Baby”

I’m not a huge American Idol fan. I don’t have to watch every episode actually I rarely tune in, but I do recognize a great performance when I see one. This remake by David Cook happens to be one of those. Enjoy.

“Always Be My Baby”

Monday Morning Music Video – Estelle feat. Kanye West “American Boy”

“American Boy”

Kanye West:

Just another one champion sound me and Estelle about to get down who the hottest in the world right now. Just touched down in London town. Bet they give me a pound. Tell them put the money in my hand right now. Tell the promoter we need more seats, we just sold out all the floor seats

Estelle:

Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day. Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA. I really want to come kick it with you. You’ll be my American Boy. American Boy

He said Hey Sister. It’s really really nice to meet ya. I just met this 5 foot 7 guys who’s just my type. I like the way he’s speaking his confidence is peaking. Don’t’ like his baggy jeans but Ima like what’s underneath it. And no I aint been to MIA I heard that Cali never rains and New York heart awaits. First let’s see the west end. I’ll show you to my brethren. I’m like this American Boy.

Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day. Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA. I really want to come kick it with you. You’ll be my American Boy

Can we get away this weekend. Take me to Broadway. Let’s go shopping baby then we’ll go to a Café. Let’s go on the subway. Take me to your hood. I neva been to Brooklyn and I’d like to see what’s good. Yes get all your fancy clothes. Sneaker’s looking Fresh to Def I’m lovin those Shell Toes. Walkin that walk. Talk that slick talk. I’m likin this American Boy. American Boy.

Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day. Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA. I really want to come kick it with you. You’ll be my American Boy
tell’em whagwarn blud

Kanye West:
Who killin em in the UK. Everybody gonna to say you K, reluctantly, because most of this press don’t fuck wit me. Estelle once said to me, cool down down don’t act a fool now now. I always act a fool oww oww. Aint nothing new now now. He crazy, I know what ya thinkin. White ribena I know what you’re drinkin. Rap singer. Chain Blinger. Holla at the next chick soon as you’re blinkin. What’s you’re persona. I got this American Brama. Am I shallow cuz all my clothes designer. Dressed smart like a London Bloke. Before he speak his suit bespoke. And you thought he was cute before. Look at this P Coat, Tell me he’s broke. And I know you’re not into all that. I heard your lyrics I feel your spirit. But I still talk that CAAASH. Cuz a lot wags want to hear it. And I’m feelin like Mike at his Baddest. The Pips at they Gladys. And I know they love it. so to hell with all that rubbish

Estelle:
Would you be my love, my love. could be mine would you be my love my love, could be mine. Could you be my love, my love. Would you be my American Boy. American Boy

Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day. Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA. I really want to come kick it with you. You’ll be my American Boy

LA LA LA, LA