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	<title>The Schlicken Empire</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Grandma arrested for driving with child on roof</title>
		<link>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/08/07/grandma-arrested-for-driving-with-child-on-roof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>schlicken</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Weird</category>
	<category>Off-beat News</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<pre><code>MARATHON, Fla. &amp;#8211; Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car.

Monroe County Sheriff&amp;#8217;s Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><p><span class="caps">MARATHON</span>, Fla. &#8211; Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car.</p></p>

	<p><p>Monroe County Sheriff&#8217;s Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of her car.</p></p>

	<p><p>The grandmother was released from jail 15 hours later.</p></p>

	<p><p>The woman said Thursday she would never let anything hurt her granddaughter. She says she was driving at &#8220;snail-speed&#8221; and holding the child&#8217;s leg.</p></p>

	<p><p>Authorities say the woman told police she was giving the child some air and letting her have fun.</p></p>

	<p><p>She faces charges of child abuse. The child is back with her mother.</p></p>

	<p><p>Source: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080807/ap_on_fe_st/odd_child_car_ride">Yahoo.com</a></p></p>

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		<title>Flobots - Handlebars</title>
		<link>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/07/31/flobots-handlebars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bam_210</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Videos</category>
	<category>music</category>
		<guid>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/07/31/flobots-handlebars/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<pre><code>I can ride my bike with no handlebars
</code></pre>

<p>No handlebars
No handlebars</p>

<pre><code>I can ride my bike with no handlebars
</code></pre>

<p>No handlebars
No handlebars</p>

<pre><code>Look at me, look at me
</code></pre>

<p>hands in the air like it&#8217;s good to be
ALIVE
and I&#8217;m a famous rapper
even when the paths&#8217;re all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I [...]</p>
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	<p><p>I can ride my bike with no handlebars<br />
No handlebars<br />
No handlebars</p></p>

	<p><p>I can ride my bike with no handlebars<br />
No handlebars<br />
No handlebars</p></p>

	<p><p>Look at me, look at me<br />
hands in the air like it&#8217;s good to be<br />
<span class="caps">ALIVE</span><br />
and I&#8217;m a famous rapper<br />
even when the paths&#8217;re all crookedy<br />
I can show you how to do-si-do<br />
I can show you how to scratch a record<br />
I can take apart the remote control<br />
And I can almost put it back together<br />
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem<br />
I can tell you about Leif Ericson<br />
I know all the words to &#8220;De Colores&#8221;<br />
And &#8220;I&#8217;m Proud to be an American&#8221;<br />
Me and my friend saw a platypus<br />
Me and my friend made a comic book<br />
And guess how long it took<br />
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:</p></p>

	<p><p>I can keep rhythm with no metronome<br />
No metronome<br />
No metronome</p></p>

	<p><p>I can see your face on the telephone<br />
On the telephone<br />
On the telephone</p></p>

	<p><p>Look at me<br />
Look at me<br />
Just called to say that it&#8217;s good to be<br />
<span class="caps">ALIVE</span><br />
In such a small world<br />
All curled up with a book to read<br />
I can make money open up a thrift store<br />
I can make a living off a magazine<br />
I can design an engine sixty four<br />
Miles to a gallon of gasoline<br />
I can make new antibiotics<br />
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions<br />
I know how to run a business<br />
And I can make you wanna buy a product<br />
Movers shakers and producers<br />
Me and my friends understand the future<br />
I see the strings that control the systems<br />
I can do anything with no assistance<br />
Cuz I can lead a nation with a microphone<br />
With a microphone<br />
With a microphone<br />
And I can split the atoms of a molecule<br />
Of a molecule<br />
Of a molecule</p></p>

	<p><p>Look at me<br />
Look at me<br />
Driving and I won&#8217;t stop<br />
And it feels so good to be<br />
Alive and on top<br />
My reach is global<br />
My tower secure<br />
My cause is noble<br />
My power is pure</p></p>

	<p><p>I can hand out a million vaccinations<br />
Or let&#8217;em all die from exasperation<br />
Have&#8217;em all <em>healed from their lacerations</p>
	<p>*or</em> Have&#8217;em all killed by assassination<br />
I can make anybody go to prison<br />
Just because I don&#8217;t like&#8217;em and<br />
I can do anything with no permission<br />
I have it all under my command<br />
I can guide a missile by satellite<br />
By satellite<br />
By satellite<br />
and I can hit a target through a telescope<br />
Through a telescope<br />
Through a telescope<br />
and I can end the planet in a holocaust</p></p>

	<p><p>In a holocaust<br />
In a holocaust<br />
In a holocaust<br />
In a holocaust<br />
In a holocaust<br />
In a holocaust</p></p>

	<p><p>I can ride my bike with no handlebars<br />
No handle bars<br />
No handlebars</p></p>

	<p><p>I can ride my bike with no handlebars<br />
No handlebars<br />
No handlebars</p></p>

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		<title>Chromeo - Momma&#8217;s Boy</title>
		<link>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/07/31/chromeo-momma/</link>
		<comments>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/07/31/chromeo-momma/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bam_210</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>music</category>
		<guid>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/07/31/chromeo-momma/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<pre><code>She says I remind her of her father and I know she likes it
</code></pre>

<p>She wants a man thats got his game locked tight
I think she reminds me of my mother and she knows i like it
I want a woman with the same brown eyes</p>

<pre><code>And girl you got it, so bad
</code></pre>

<p>When the only boy you know [...]</p>
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	<p><p>She says I remind her of her father and I know she likes it<br />
She wants a man thats got his game locked tight<br />
I think she reminds me of my mother and she knows i like it<br />
I want a woman with the same brown eyes</p></p>

	<p><p>And girl you got it, so bad<br />
When the only boy you know is your dad<br />
And boy you got it, so wrong<br />
When you look into her eyes and all you really see is your mom</p></p>

	<p><p>Ohhhh</p></p>

	<p><p>Cuz your a Momma&#8217;s boy, Momma&#8217;s boy<br />
(instrumental)</p></p>

	<p><p>She tried to take me to the movies, but I couldn&#8217;t enjoy it<br />
I didn&#8217;t even let her sneak a touch<br />
She asked me whats the problem, maybe we can talk about it<br />
Your thinking about your mother way to much</p></p>

	<p><p>And you got it, so bad<br />
When the only boy you know is your dad<br />
And boy you got it, so wrong<br />
When you look into her eyes and all you really see is your mom</p></p>

	<p><p>Woooaah</p></p>

	<p><p>Cuz your a Momma&#8217;s boy, Momma&#8217;s boy, Momma&#8217;s boy, Momma&#8217;s boy, your a Momma&#8217;s boy, Momma&#8217;s boyyy</p></p>

	<p><p>Yaaaaaah</p></p>

	<p><p>Your just a Momma&#8217;s boy</p></p>

	<p><p>Your just a Momma&#8217;s boy</p></p>

	<p><p>Your just a Momma&#8217;s boy</p></p>

	<p><p>Your just a (Owww)<br />
(instrumental)</p></p>

	<p><p>She says I remind her of her father and I know she likes it</p></p>

	<p><p>She wants a man thats got his game locked tight</p></p>

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		<title>The Girl Effect</title>
		<link>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/06/14/the-girl-effect/</link>
		<comments>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/06/14/the-girl-effect/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>schlicken</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>Politics</category>
		<guid>http://schlicken.blogsome.com/2008/06/14/the-girl-effect/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<pre><code>Although the logic is simplistic, the overall message is strong and needed!
</code></pre>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><p>Although the logic is simplistic, the overall message is strong and needed!</p></p>

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